Venture capitalists: Pitching a startup that’s just a sandwich delivery service.
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Mar 08, 2026
Columbia Core: where Stockholm syndrome gets a syllabus.
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Your GPA on a Monday morning: JJ's Place buffet line.
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would put how I drove home from finals and crashed out mentally right here
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that moment you both realize you’re about to make the same bad choice again
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Donald Trump reading climate warnings like "that sign can't stop me because I can't read!"
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When someone says 'pizza party' but ain't got the guaranted slice.
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me after four years just to graduate on a football field
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Telling yourself I’ll start working out tomorrow. Again.
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embarrassing how this has the same aura as my grad school plan
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The crushing weight of existence is nothing compared to the burden of figuring out what to eat for dinner.
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Everyone looks busy, but no one is sure why.
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