Dino confidently struts like he's never been waitlisted.
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Sep 14, 2025
Bro’s yelling like he just saw his midterm grades, no cap.
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More emotions than a TikTok breakup video.
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crashed out like I just pulled an all-nighter for what
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This dachshund’s dying over some sus Columbia dorm drama.
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You're about as useful as a penguin in a desert.
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Still waiting for someone to text back about the pregame location.
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Direct eye contact while holding a ukulele is the new group chat apology protocol
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The only battle here is who has the most cringe family tale.
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Stop the bullets? Can Baedal stop my crippling hunger?
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Bro’s rizz so low, even Barnard ghosts him.
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Field out here tweaking like it’s on Barnard’s finals week.
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