Plot twist: chips are the only love I know
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Mar 01, 2026
I wore two pairs of socks, three shirts, and still ended up googling ‘how to survive Carman in January’
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thinking i'm blocked by the prereq until i see recommended
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bold to raise your hand with those pit stains
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Nothing says ‘party’s over’ like waking up next to a trash can and a toilet
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Bro, I can’t breathe—rewind it!
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Nothing brings people together like hysterical laughter at 2am in a dorm lounge
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me facing consequences round one for a decision I made half-asleep
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freshman seeing Jae’s face pop up on Courseworks for the first time
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Man’s yapping about Barnard drama, got no chill.
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me reclined at the bottom of my homework mountain
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me after reading the same email for the fifth time
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