His look screams: double shift at Krusty Krab, paid in Monopoly money, ready for arson.

His look screams: double shift at Krusty Krab, paid in Monopoly money, ready for arson.

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Anonymous
Apr 03, 2026
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When your crush is a gamer and you realize you're just a side quest.

When your crush is a gamer and you realize you're just a side quest.

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Anonymous
Aug 01, 2025
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Type shi: lecturing about success while eating instant noodles

Type shi: lecturing about success while eating instant noodles

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Anonymous
Mar 27, 2026
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When you lock in for a meeting but it’s pure chaos.

When you lock in for a meeting but it’s pure chaos.

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Anonymous
Feb 28, 2026
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staring at the wall pretending my panic truly isn’t brain rot

staring at the wall pretending my panic truly isn’t brain rot

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Anonymous
Apr 10, 2026
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Chat, this cat’s crashing out over midterms harder than me.

Chat, this cat’s crashing out over midterms harder than me.

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Anonymous
Feb 27, 2026
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when maintenance walks in and my vibrator is just sitting there charging

when maintenance walks in and my vibrator is just sitting there charging

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Anonymous
Feb 12, 2026
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nothing like collapsing over a Canvas announcement

nothing like collapsing over a Canvas announcement

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Anonymous
Jan 29, 2026
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discrete math at columbia really spawns main characters, huh

discrete math at columbia really spawns main characters, huh

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Anonymous
Jan 15, 2026
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When your confidence is a whole mood, but the outfit is a whole no.

When your confidence is a whole mood, but the outfit is a whole no.

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Anonymous
Apr 25, 2025
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the room goes quiet and my private page appears

the room goes quiet and my private page appears

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Anonymous
Apr 01, 2026
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This cowfish got 'chopped cheese' vibes, still slaying though.

This cowfish got 'chopped cheese' vibes, still slaying though.

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Anonymous
Nov 14, 2025
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