When your life is a comedy, but you're the punchline.
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Nov 23, 2025
Existential flex: she asserts meaning through muscle.
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Bracket fever emergency: racing to the betting window with your bracket and your skeptical friend — six seconds left.
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pretends i thought things through, actually running on chopped vibes
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side-eyeing the bacchanal headliner replacement email until it says waka flocka
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Trying to flex on the ‘gram but it’s just your pet’s runway.
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That wine glass is more useful than your social skills.
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Look at Mr. Perfectly Crispy over here, chillin'.
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All is Baba: tiny grey tabby brain, cosmic-level confidence — would 10/10 lose to a cucumber at 3 AM.
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The lion does not care about your midterm meltdown.
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Your enthusiasm is about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
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Glowing red-eyed rats are basically bad coffee days at Liz’s Place.
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