King of the savanna? More like Columbia kid with overpriced ego
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Apr 28, 2026
You look like that dog—excited but going nowhere.
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Buggin' CEO energy: smiling while the server room burns
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Realizing you’ll never get off Hamilton elevators
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when the admin emails about protest arrests hit my inbox
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That goose is one eavesdrop away from a reality show.
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Shark bed straight up eating this cat, no cap!
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The pizza-making tutorial cut to something deep and sad
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The Core Curriculum: Columbia's own 'Final Destination'.
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Unc Status: already roasted your life choices, no cap
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the snake that is my last single brain cell at finals
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They look like they just found out TikTok is banned.
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