Winnie is every Columbia student mistaking a 'reading' for a movie.
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Sep 12, 2025
If vibes were a crime, you'd be serving life in prison.
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Trying to impress your Tinder date like: 'Look at my kingdom, aren't I majestic?'
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POV me when my life updates are just jet2 holiday vibes
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His neck extends for miles, mostly so he can see new people to judge from greater heights.
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That grin says 'I just stole your snacks.'
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Trying to get into CULPA's best professor's class like...
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nah because if I had to feed a bear every winter I’d just transfer
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try explaining to your mom why you look like this after finals
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me saying i’m thriving while drafting a paragraph in notes i’ll never send
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When you find more personality in the Uris ghost than in midterm scores.
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Cars staging an intervention for 'terminally cooked' human drivers.
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